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Welcome to the online home of Jaheezus — official savior of the entire planet Earth — and we have the long range bombers to prove it!

Jaheezus® Brand Dogma

To learn all about Jaheezus we recommend you study the instructive texts linked below:

• The original Story of Jaheezus
• The Return of Jaheezus
• Jaheezus Goes to Washington
• Jaheezus Tells You What to Do
• Buddy Christ Meets Jaheezus
• Jaheezus vs The Christians

Now see actual photos of Jaheezus and his BFF Buddy Christ in the Jaheezus Photo Gallery, 100% more authentic than the Shroud of Turin, plus with free downloads!